Me: I really think my ring finger toe is longer than my middle toe .
Greg: Mine, too.
Me: I've been drinking, so I'm a little distracted by my toes.
Greg: That was not the word I expected to hear at the end of that sentence.
Me: I'm going to take a picture
Me: I'm going to get a bunch of foot fetishists on my ass but I don't care.
Me: Is this weird?
Greg: This is not even close to the weirdest conversation we've had when you've been drunk.
Me: What is?
Greg: I don't think we have time to go through the top 100.
Me: I dated a guy in the fall who swore he wasn't a foot festishist.
Greg: I'm pretty sure I don't want to hear the end of this story.
Me: One time, in the middle of sex, he started sucking my toes.
Greg: I was right.