Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I really want to be friends with this woman

Stacey Grenrock Wood, call me.

The Rules for Oral Sex

  • When Receiving: Give her some kind of warning. "I just came!" doesn't count.
  • Always reciprocate.
  • Better yet, ladies first.
  • When giving: It's a clitoris, not a Tootsie Pop.
  • Work harder, not smarter.
  • Is your tongue starting to ache? Really, really bad? Like you think you can't go on? Relax, you still have twenty minutes to go.
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