Right behind the tampons , next to the condoms and under the many pregnancy tests in my local CVS lies the lubricants. And yet under those lies a wealth of unintentional hilarity. Under the flavored lubes (note: I DO NOT recommend ever, ever putting the mint version anywhere near your vagina unless you enjoy leaping up in the middle of sex and frantically running for the shower and soap) lies the shelf on Mandelay, "enhancement" cremes (as in, a rub-on version on Enzyte)... and a paternity test kit. Next to, of course a multipack pregnancy test kit. Me, I just wanted some tissues, which are in this aisle, too. So, if you're trying to get pregnant, not sure who the baby daddy is, but happen to miscarry and need some pads, some mandelay gel and some Kleenex to cry into, this is your aisle.