My not-really-dirty secret was that in addition to writing for Jezebel, Foreign Policy's Madame Secretary and The Daily Beast this past week, I was working as a stringer for Us Weekly doing some of their inaugural coverage. Unexpectedly, my friend Emily just e-mailed to inform me that my byline appears in this week's inaugural issue -- I thought it was just contributing-reporting stuff! So, um, go buy it. I won't tell anyone. Besides, I've got to buy two copies to mail to my parents and my grandfather, so you know I'll be getting stranger looks than you anyway.
UPDATE: My teeny-tiny byline appears in about an 8 point font on pages 19 and 20. Emily has some damn good eyes.