For reasons that will become obvious and that I will update below when the post goes live, I decided to watch the video for "Peaches."
It turns out that, having been without cable until the age of 22 (long after this was in heavy airplay), I've never actually seen the entire video the whole way through. Ninjas? What the fuck?
UPDATE: The post that inspired me to listen to this song is (finally) up: Obama and peach cobbler.