The following conversation ensued:
Who says feminists are humorless? Also, if anyone knows how to buy the pussy Jesus plate, please let me know because Jill deserves a medal for getting me to laugh today.
me: dude, well, i guess we know what to get you for christmas. the life of christ in pussy?
Jill: let's hope!
me: but only if you promise to call it "the life of christ in pussies"
Jill: oh i will.
me: and then we have to make some last temptation references
Jill: so good
me: i feel like this could be its own off-broadway show
Jill: i would see it
me: with pussy puppets
Jill: haha i love it
me: also, there is a really good joke to be had about the pussy riding an ass
Jill: oh JESUS (if you will)
me: the last pussy meal! the possibilities for ribald humor are pretty much endless
Jill: i hope they didn't over-eat... oooh.
me: see! wait! wait! did they lick their plates? are vaginal juices the blood of pussy christ?
Jill: you are SO going to hell.