Monday, November 30, 2009


Getting two of this particular birthday card is a sign that I have both a fucked-up sense of humor and really good friends who have successfully pinpointed it.

Sunday, November 29, 2009


As much as things change, Koppitz and Klimt stay the same.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Sodomy Santa

Best blow-up yard Santa ever, unless it distracts you from driving as much as it did me.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Sexiest thing a guy's said to me lately

"There is a big grey area between consent and enthusiastic participation. I want enthusiastic participation, or I'm not interested."

See also: Amanda Hess's piece On The Difficulty of "Saying No".